Anna Lynn Brown
Nude

Eight minutes. 14 seconds. Anna Lynn Brown’s career as an actress lasted a bit longer than that (not by much), but those numbers are important. Werewolves on Wheels (1971), a hybrid exploitation flick mixing the hairiness of werewolves with the hairiness of bikers, features Anna Lynn eight minutes in. Playing the gleeful character Shirley, she lifts up her top to show off her terrific tatas with raspberry-tipped nipples. Her slim frame barely seems capable of holding up her large rack, but thankfully it does, as we get 14 whole seconds to admire what genetics endowed. The giggling starlet follows up her flash by letting an eager male friend grab her by the side boobs and tuck his face between her twins for a good, long snuggle. Her low-cut top back in the down position for another scene, Anna Lynn’s Shirley is laughing and crawling to escape a biker gang member, and is so earnest in her efforts, her sweater puppies sway to and fro, struggling to stay covered—to little avail, as one does manage to escape. Although it wasn’t her final movie, Anna Lynn’s role as a Dance Hall Girl in The Last Movie (1971), would have been a good one to go out on. It was written and directed by wild man Dennis Hopper, based on his story, and is considered a cult classic. Anna Lynn’s actual last credit took place over a decade later in the TV movie starring Beau Bridges, Dangerous Company (1982); she popped up as a DMV clerk. But back to those 14 seconds…Yeah, Mr. Skin remembers those.